The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to just 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 4, Episode 7: "Escape to Bitch Mountain."

10. Uh, we think we’ll pass on that.

Brandi Glanville: “Welcome to fking bullst all day long.”

9. What a sweet gesture.

Brandi Glanville [about Yolanda and Lisa]: “I’m gonna roofie you guys.”

8. Duly noted.

Brandi Glanville [to Lisa]: “I don’t want you to strategize anymore.”

7. Who doesn’t?

Kim Richards: “I love my CVS slippers.”

6. Also, no one is ever mean to each other.

Brandi Glanville: “Don’t worry  no one drinks in this group.”

5. Time to call a trainer.

Lisa Vanderpump [to Yolanda]: “There’s enough animals in here.”

4. Too late for that.

Brandi Glanville: “I didn’t want to ruin Hoysita’s trip.”

3. It’s all in how you perceive things.

Brandi Glanville: “I don’t have a drinking problem  I have a drinking solution.”

2. Hear, hear.

Kim Richards: “There’s something about, like, an animal in the wild  that isn’t supposed to be here  here, that makes you feel so… here.”

1. At least Brandi provided the heads-up.

Brandi Glanville [to Carlton]: “I’m gonna molest you.”