Talk about out of control! We love how many crazy moments The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills manages to pack into one episode, whether it's surprising prayer locations, or gigantic bees. Here are our picks for the top five most ridiculous moments from Season 4, Episode 7: "Escape to Bitch Mountain."
5. Brandi and Carlton get flirty
It was great to see how close Brandi Glanville and Carlton Gebbia have become, but they almost got quite close, as Brandi chased Carlton and kept flirting with her after dinner. We're not sure whom Carlton is closer friends with — Brandi or that squirrel pal of hers.
4. Yolanda comforts Kyle?! Who'd a thunk it!
It was tough to see Kyle Richards burst into tears, but it was very sweet when Yolanda comforts her. Sadly, judging by next week's promo, this era of good feelings is seemingly short-lived.
3. Lisa and Kim go at it
Kim Richards apparently reaches her breaking point when Lisa Vanderpump — rather reasonably, we might add — tells Kim to close the door while she's in the bathroom. And we feel Lisa was kinda out of line when laughing at Kim for her impromptu prayer by the trash can.
2. You say Joyce, I say Hoycita
We had hoped that a good night's sleep would do everyone some good, but then Brandi was right back with the "Hoycita" talk in the morning when she chats with Yolanda. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but we think Joyce just might hurt Brandi if she calls her that name again.
1. Brandi loses her dog — and then attacks Joyce
Certainly, we feel for Brandi to lose her dog, Chica, while she's away on vacation. But was Brandi justified in slamming Joyce's comment about her own lost dog? We're not so sure.