Carlton Gebbia wasn't able to attend Yolanda Foster's dinner party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But Carlton still has plenty of opinions about it. 

"This dinner was by far the funniest and most enjoyable to watch," Carlton writes in her Bravo blog. "The one where Brandi gets confused as to which 'baby' Joyce is referring to. Was it the real 'baby' children or the man 'baby'? It was f—king hysterical — especially his expression, priceless!"

"OMFG and Joyce's talking-head with no breaths to be heard: 'He is my baby, and if you're upset you don't have a baby, then go find a baby, and maybe if you acted different you'd have a baby of your own!'" Carlton says. "Baby, baby, baby. Good God, give it a rest!"

"Brandi actually has two real babies, not a man baby," she adds. "Joyce calling him a baby and then he's calling her his 'little girl'! I am sensing a theme here. Sorry, it's a little creepy. Just an observation."

As for herself, Carlton says she waited until the last minute to cancel because she kept hoping she'd feel better. "With respect to Yolanda's fragile immune system, going there sick wouldn't be fair or right," Carlton writes.

Do you agree that Joyce overreacted about Brandi's "baby" comment?

Source: Bravo