Talk about out of control! We love how many crazy moments The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills manages to pack into one episode, whether it's a dog's vacation, or the improper use of a heart drawing. Here are our picks for the top five most ridiculous moments from Season 4, Episode 8: "She Hearts You, She Hearts You Not."

5. Who doesn't have their own sex room, right? 

Carlton Gebbia has previously been bothered by Joyce Giraud mentioning her husband's manhood and the fact that he likes getting naked. But Carlton clearly has no problem with sexuality in her own marriage, judging by her new sex room and all those sex toys. Yowza.

4. Lisa takes charge

Lisa Vanderpump's planned gay bar Pump has seen its fair share of setbacks. That's why we loved seeing Lisa grab the reins and get the place into gear. Go, Lisa!

3. Where's Carlton?

Speaking of Carlton, she created a bit of controversy with her absence from Yolanda's awesome dinner party. Did Carlton wait too long to cancel, as David Foster feels? We suppose that's a matter of opinion. 

2. How could you be so heartless?

The big question this week: Did Yolanda draw those name-card hearts on purpose or not? Either way, it certainly wasn't the most polite way for a host to treat her guests. Still, we like how Yolanda handled the situation, since her "dream team" comment was clearly just a joke. We think.

1. Oh, baby

Brandi drinks and causes drama yet again, as she criticizes Joyce for calling her husband "baby" and then says Joyce only came in second in the beauty pageant. Brandi really is doing her best to get Joyce's goat, isn't she?