The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to just 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 4, Episode 10: "Catfight on the Catwalk."

10. Lisa [to Giggy, about Joyce]: “Bite her ankles. Bite her ankles.”

Do your own dirty work, Lisa.

9. Carlton Gebbia [about her tramp stamp]: “I can be trampy I’ve had my moments.”

If you ask us, trampiness is underrated.

8. Michael Ohoven [about Brandi putting a good foot forward]: “She put a foot forward.”

Trouble is afoot.

7. Lisa Vanderpump [to Ken, about Stassi slacking off]: “This is why we shouldn’t have dinner at our own restaurant.”

Wait, so the SUR staff doesn’t always behave in a professional manner? Who knew!

6. Joyce: “If God could forgive what humanity did to his son, who am I to not forgive Brandi for being such a stupid little bitch.”

We’re guessing that the words “stupid little bitch” aren’t in the Bible.

5. Kim Richards [as her dog, Kingsley]: “At David’s, I sleep in this crate. And at home, I sleep on a European king fluffy mattress with a down quilt... on my mom.”

It sounds like Kingsley has a pretty sweet deal worked out.

4. Carlton Gebbia [about Kyle being in Halloween]: “Does it change my opinion on her? That would be a no.”

Carlton takes a stab at liking Kyle.

3. Joyce Giraud [to Lisa, about “chastise”]: “What is that word? It sounds nice.”

Okay, so she’s not a walking dictionary.

2. Brandi Glanville [to Yolanda, about Joyce]: “Was I bitchy to her? For sure.”

At least she’s owning it.

1. Joyce Giraud [to Brandi]: “You don’t need rehab — you’re just tacky.”

So much for blaming it on the alcohol.