The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to just 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 4, Episode 17: "Lines in the Sand." 

10. Lisa Vanderpump [on sharing a bathroom with Ken]: “I didn’t come on holiday to relax and see him sitting on the toilet  let’s be honest.”

Thank goodness.

9. Lisa Vanderpump [after Yolanda calls her 55 years old]: “I’m actually 52, thank you.”

Proof yet again that it’s never a good idea to guess someone’s age.

8. Lisa Vanderpump: “Wherever we’re going  Vallarta, Verica, Costa Rica… wherever we’re going.”

Lisa’s going to all of those places?

7. Ken Todd [to Yolanda]: “Don’t be so stupid.”

Ken’s not a fan of sugarcoating things.

6. Lisa Vanderpump [to Brandi]: “Do you have to stick that ass in my face?”

Lisa gets cheeky.

5. Brandi Glanville [to Lisa]: “Take a lie detector test.”

Actually, Bravo should probably keep a polygraph test onhand at all times.

4. Lisa Vanderpump: “Giggy’s bathroom is bigger than this.”

Only the finest for Giggy.

3. Kim Richards: “I speak Spanish  I say things like [in Spanish], ‘Oh, yes, so, please…’”

Whatever you say, Kim...

2. Lisa Vanderpump [about Brandi]: “You support the underdog, and then the underdog bites you.”

Lisa apparently wants to say, “Bad, Brandi.”

1. Kim Richards [to Ken]: “I’m tired of your goddamn mouth. You’re a big, stubborn old man!”

But other than that, Kim thinks Ken is great.