The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 finale is narrowing it down to just 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 4 Reunion Part 2

10. Joyce Giraud [about why she has a publicist]: “I have a show, honey.”

Thanks for letting us know, honey.

9. Brandi Glanville: “I’m not in the bathroom doing cocaine, I’m not in the car smoking pot.”

Brandi wants people to focus on the silver lining.

8. Kyle Richards [to Carlton]: “What should I do  ask you about your sex toys?”

Please don’t.

7. Brandi Glanville [about all the times Lisa asked where Kim is]: “You could make a montage.”

It sounds like Brandi is dropping a hint to Bravo’s producers.

6. Kim Richards: “Lisa, you’re full of st right now. You’re full of st, and you’re a big liar.”

But other than that, Kim thinks Lisa is tops.

5. Brandi Glanville [about her relationship with Drew]: “It’s like grown-up makeout.”

Does she do this while her parents are asleep in the other room, like most teens do?

4. Lisa Vanderpump: “I think they were so scared of Ken running out in his underpants.”

This sounds like a very unusual form of security.

3. Kyle Richards [to Carton]: “I couldn't give a flying fk about you.”

We don’t really know what this means, but it doesn’t sound flattering.

2. Brandi Glanville [comparing her plastic surgery to Adrienne Maloof’s]: “I don’t wanna end up like that girl that got fired last year.”

Apparently, Adrienne is The Housewife Who Shall Not Be Named.

1. Kim Richards [to Lisa]: “I don’t trust you with my shoe, I wouldn’t trust you with an old pair of socks.”


Foot care is very important to Kim.