Credit: Twitter Photo: Alexis Bellino Wears Red in NYC on April 3, 2012

TMI! Alexis Bellino really takes the (birthday) cake in a preview video for Season 7, Episode 14 of Real Housewives of Orange County. As if hiring a princess to show up to her daughters’ 4th birthday party isn’t memorable enough, Alexis narrates their grand entry with a tale that no one will ever forget.

The massive princess-themed soiree is for Alexis’s twin girls, Melania and Mackenna. According to the Housewife, children begin to form long-lasting memories at the age of four, which is why she’s going all out for the party. If Alexis’s bit of child psychology is correct, then consider the guests scarred for life, because there is no fairy godmother in her story.

Instead, she treats the kiddies to the nitty-gritty details of her near-death experience from a pulmonary embolism during her pregnancy. “Their mom almost passed away,” Alexis begins, before filling in the details of her 5-day hospital stay. “I’m doubled over, I can’t breathe … I’m on demerol, I’m on morphine. And that’s what this celebration today is all about,” says Alexis to a bunch of open-mouthed tots. Um, happy birthday, girls!

Source: Bravo

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Credit: Bravo Photo: Alexis Tells Some Children How She Almost Died in Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7, Episode 14 (VIDEO)