Credit: Chelsea Lauren/Getty Images; Bernie Guzman's Facebook page Photo: Lisa Vanderpump and Bernie Guzman Have Burnt Their Beverly Hills Bridges

Ah, drama. During Episode 8 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when Lisa Vanderpump walked the mile across her street to give Adrienne Maloof a cooking lesson, chef Bernie is shown waiting in the wings while twitching his nose. But why?

The Beverly Hills chef has become infamous around these parts for posting tell-all rants on his Facebook, (like calling Lisa the Wicked Witch of the West) and we’ve compiled some of the more outrageous things he’s vented about Lisa this week.

“Lisa Vanderpump doesn’t know how to cook! Unless she’s “stirring the pot of trouble.” Then she runs & pretends she doesn’t know what’s going on... People in Beverly Hills call her “the puppeteer.” Ouch!

“She’s ‘Joan Crawford’ in ‘Mary Poppins” clothing.” (We’ve never seen Mary Poppins in some of those killer designer dresses Lisa is wearing, though...)

“The other housewives didn’t want to play her game. She is so full of herself & decided to cross paths with Adrienne’s employees... It’s not just me...”

“Lisa Vanderpump was annoyed cause I stayed (in my kitchen). Adrienne said not to comment & see how this lesson “plays out.” So....I spoke with ‘face’...”

That answers a few of our questions from Episode 8, but we’re still not sure why Bernie dedicates so much time to hating on our Lisa! Let’s move on, shall we?