Credit: Bryan Bedder/Getty Images Photo: Kelsey and Camille Grammer Arrive at the 64th Annual Tony Awards in New York City on June 13, 2010

Saying that the Beverly Hills Housewives are on the verge of a smackdown at any given moment is like saying that movie theater popcorn is delicious — in other words, no one is going to disagree with you. Each week, we pick the two people who really had it out for each other, and then we predict how far the feud will go this season.

Here’s our pick for Episode 1.12, “Turn, Turn, Turn.” Things could get ugly!

The Contenders: Camille and Kelsey

Intensity of Their Battle This Week: 55 (out of 100)

Frankly, we were sorta surprised that Kelsey even showed up this week! At this point, Kelsey is so detached in his exchanges with Camille that it’s hard to refer to things as “intense.” The only real confrontation was when Camille reminded the group that they had been together for 13 years. Looks like “13” really *is* an unlucky number.

Chance of an Epic Showdown: 7 (out of 100)

You need to be in the same room as someone to have an epic showdown, and we don’t see Kelsey sharing a room with Camille again anytime soon. Then again, when Camille is involved, there always seems to be a chance for a blowout fight! So, never say never...

Who Would Win: Camille

Kelsey has had that same phony smile plastered onto his face in just about every one of his scenes on this show, so we doubt that he’d ever display any true emotion. (In other words, his smile is phonier than William Shatner’s hair.) So the edge goes to Camille!