Credit: Bravo Photo: Kyle Richards Thanks Camille Grammer for Her Gift in Season 1, Episode 11: "How to Behave"
Saying that The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are on the verge of a smackdown at any given moment is like saying that chocolate-covered graham crackers are delicious — in other words, no one is going to disagree with you. Each week, we pick the two people who really had it out for each other, and then we predict how far the feud will go this season.

Here’s our pick for Episode 1.11, “How to Behave.” Things could get ugly!

The Contenders: Camille and Kyle

Intensity of Their Battle This Week:
89 (out of 100)
Last Week’s Intensity: 72 (out of 100)

Only a pair as volatile as these two women could have a truce that’s actually full of fighting. First, Kyle makes cracks about Camille and Nick during tennis; then, Camille gives Kyle that book of manners and bails from the party after being there for what seemed like 15 minutes. Identifying Kyle and Camille’s peaceful moments is like picking out David Spade’s best movie.

Chance of an Epic Showdown: 98 (out of 100)
Last Week’s Chance: 95 (out of 100)

We’re inclined to think that, if Kyle and Camille didn’t come to blows after Camille handed her that book, then perhaps they never will. Still, this feud seems likely to escalate. Even the leaders of North and South Korea would refer to Kyle and Camille’s relationship as forever damaged.

Who Would Win: Kyle.

As we see this week, Camille is very concerned with how to behave. But we have a feeling that Kyle would have no problem with fightin’ dirty! So the edge goes to Kyle. (In fact, we’re impressed that she didn’t smack Camille with a tennis racket while she had the chance.)