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It’s heeeeere!

Brandi Glanville’s book Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders is finally being released, and what better way to celebrate than with a look back at our very favorite blunder-y tweets from this reality star?

We can’t promise that Brandi was drinking while she was tweeting all these, but below you will find some of the best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) tweets from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star. Keep an eye out for rants, raves, RHoBH snarks, not-so-thinly-veiled comments about her ex-husband and his new wife, and the phrase “womb-juice”. Enjoy!

On RHoBH:
“So annoying wen peeps take joking banter& make it N2the Lords truth! @KyleRichards18 @TaylorArmstrong #suckit :)”

“I just thought of a joke about @KyleRichards18 our friendship its 'hit and miss' cuz she makes me want to hit her and I rarely miss her JKJK”

“When Im an asshole I just say sorry I was an asshole... Some other people like to blame character flaws on "EDITING"

“I don't leak stories to tabloids about the show, that is another blonde! The same one that has to buy twitter follower's #lame “

On Travel:
“I'm high on Xanax and ant biopics tweeting f49m my flight so f y want an honest answe to something ask me now before I pass out,”

On Her Career:
“The title of my next book is called #CRAZYBITCH

On Personal Appearance:
“Fuck!!! I forgot to wear deodorant!!!”

“I got talked into the worst haircut ever! Business in the front party in the back.#dickheadhair"

“Heading out for the eve with 4 broken stripper nails and a ponytail. :/”

“Teeth are sooooooooo important”

On Her Ex and His Wife: 
“I was never offered my children, cuz God forbid I wud actually know what those 2 are doing. Trust me, they r brad n angie n there own heads.”
 
“Y do news outlets think that EVERYTHING I tweet or joke about is aimed at a certain country singer... Its only like a 10% of it ;) JOKING!!”
 
“I just bought a NEW mattress, I can finally afford to get rid of the one I have with a giant Cuban dent on the left!!#igotthis

“Someone is trying 2 get under my skin by calling MY children "her boys"Sooo transparent!They R MY boys, Eddie Boys and ur step-sons... 4 now”

“Ok Im super excited my kids are moving into a mansion but I want to throw up in my mouth and swallow it- having to keep hearing about it :)”

On Her Kids: 
“If hear the word 'ball-sack' one more time from these boys of mine today Im gonna scream.”

“I fucking HATE lego's but yet Im building another one..... #hell

On…We Have No Idea: 
“My "ho" tel is ganster yo! Drunk and gdnt!”

“Can I have my dogs laser hair removald?”

“My pillow smells like womb-juice. Bye”