Credit: Bravo © Bravo Photo: Lisa Vanderpump Catches Cedric Martinez in the Turkish Bath in Season 1, Episode 7: "My Mansion Is Bigger Than Your Mansion"

Cedric Martinez, Lisa Vanderpump’s old house guest (you know, the one that called her the B-word after mooching off her for more than a year) may be "staying away from the Real Housewives and all of that nonsense” as he tells E!, but that’s only because the trimmed, tan, Speedo-sporting Frenchman is working on his very own reality show. Rejoice! (Or cry. It’s okay. We don’t know how to feel, either.)

Cedric claims his new show will expose “a side [of Cedric] they haven't seen before.” (You mean we didn’t we see all of Cedric at Muhammed’s dinner party? We’d say that’s good news for him!)

So what’s the premise of Cedric’s new show (besides, you know, being all Cedric, all the time)? Surprisingly, it’s not all tanning poolside and telling fabricated sob stories at dinner parties. "It's very much helping people and more along the lines of advice and very much geared toward the gay community... I just want to be a role model,” he says. “I know people see me in my Speedos and by the pool on TV, but there's more to me."

Right, Cedric. We’ll believe it when we see it!

Source: E!