In Beverly Hills, no expense is spared in the pursuit of a fabulous Valentine's Day... but in case you don't run a casino or have a multi-millionaire for a husband, you can still celebrate in snarky style with our very own Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Valentines! Just download, print and give to that special man, lady, or dog in your life.

Download Lisa's Card! (6.3MB) FRONT: "It's Valentine's Day! If I were you, I'd be in bed with a box of chocolates and a gigolo." INSIDE: "Or maybe just the gigolo. Happy Valentine's Day"

Download Alison DuBois' Card! (5.7MB) FRONT: "It's A Girl's Night! Let's be really, really bad in a controlled setting." INSIDE: "Know This. Happy Valentine's Day."