When you think about The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills — or any show in the Housewives franchise, for that matter — you probably think of mansions, plastic surgery, perhaps the occasional table flip, and booze.
Now the clever folks over at Jezebel have diligently tallied each and every drink the Beverly Hills Housewives have guzzled over the course of the three seasons, counting every time the Housewives have either poured or been served a new drink.
And the results are startling.
Though Kim Richards’ family confronted her about her alcoholism in Season 1, it’s actually Taylor who drank on-screen the most that season, swilling 38 drinks compared to Kim’s 20.
In Season 2, as the dramatic you-know-what hits the fan, four of the Housewives — Taylor, Lisa, Kyle, and Adrienne — have around 40 drinks apiece.
During the third season, however, Taylor and Adrienne halve their on-screen alcohol consumption — having 19 and 20 drinks, respectively — while Lisa keeps on chugging on, consuming 40 televised libations.
Perhaps that’s why Lisa is the victor of this dubious prize, having sipped a whopping 113 drinks over her tenure on the show.
Cheers to that, ladies!