Credit: Bravo Photo: Brandi Glanville Is Amused by the Seance in Season 2, Episode 10

The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, “Your Face or Mine?

10. Who doesn’t like to play backseat driver now and then?
Adrienne [criticizing Paul as he injects Kim]: Common sense in life is not so common.

9. There are times when we feel the same way.
Kyle [about Kim skipping the seance]: I think she’s more scared of the women in this group than ghosts.

8. Since when is gossiping not a full-time career?
Lisa [about why she can’t get a facial]: I’m going to the restaurant — some of us have a job, you know?

7. This episode has forever changed the way we think about baked goods.
Kyle: It’s a little awkward to show Paul my muffin top — I don’t even like Mauricio to see it. I don’t even like to look at the muffin top!

6. Kyle doesn’t want to be sending subliminal messages.
Kyle [about Kim using the word “cocktail”]: Maybe that’s not a good choice of words.

5. We have a feeling Lisa could still look fab, even covered in frosting.
Bernie [about the cupcakes]: I don’t want it to run over the side — unless it’s Lisa Vanderpump.

4. Kim explains the family tree for Kyle.
Kim: Kyle, you’re not my mother — thanks!

3. What kind of parties is Lisa referring to?
Lisa [to Kim, about the seance]: Nobody’s going to come inside you over there  — it’s not that kind of party.

2. Allison DuBois has apparently scarred these women for life.
Kyle [comparing Rebecca to Allison]: I think tonight will be better, though, because my psychic’s not crazy.

1. Sharing is caring, right?
Kyle [to Camille, about Kelsey]: So you don’t have to share your shoes with anybody anymore!