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For those of you waiting with bated breath for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville’s new book, we have some tidbits to tide you over.
 
Life & Style nabbed an advanced copy of Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders, and true to form, the RHoBH star holds very little back.

Brandi Glanville’s tell-all book goes into detail about how her marriage to actor Eddie Cibrian fell apart, and how she suspected his affair with singer (and current wife) LeAnn Rimes.

In one awkward passage, Brandi recounts a visit to the set of Northern Lights in 2008, where LeAnn asked Eddie if he wanted to lick cake frosting off of her chest — clearly unaware that Brandi was standing by listening. “LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her,” she recalls

Brandi also writes about the day she found out about Eddie’s affair.

“I’m not entirely sure how I ended up on the floor of my closet sobbing...a teary-eyed Eddie found me lying there minutes later, and without saying so much as a word, he started kissing me all over...he pulled off my workout pants and we started having sex right there,” she recalls.

Eddie denied everything, and Brandi believed him, against her better judgement. "In that moment, it was easier to believe him, because I just couldn’t stand the thought of being without him.”

After her split from Eddie, the former model writes candidly about her financial struggles, all while trying to raise her two sons (Mason, 9, and Jake, 5).

“I was jobless, homeless, mother of two living out of her $1,200-a-month SUV and couch-surfing from one hospitable friend to the next,” she wrote.

Brandi hit rock bottom when she was arrested for a DUI, but eventually bounced back with her role on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and a bit of revenge plastic surgery — namely a $12,000 vaginal rejuvenation procedure.

“I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one,” Brandi wrote. “I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie’s credit card number.”

Will you be buying Brandi’s book?

Source: Life & Style