Kyle Richards’ crazy cute 3-year-old daughter Portia Umansky isn’t just adorable with a capital “A,” she’s also insanely clever. In fact, Portia’s so funny that mama Kyle has taken it upon herself to document the toddler’s witticisms with her very own Twitter account. Upon perusing the cutie’s tweets, we must say, everybody can learn a little something from the youngest member of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills family. Take a gander at Portia’s top tweets below!
She’s adorably positive
"Dear God, I love u in the morning like a diamond ring. Love, P-or-t-i-a"
She’s got her priorities straight
"Mommy, can u please not ever buy me a mosquito? Only a bunny"
"Mommy, how did I get in your tummy? DId you swallow me?"
"Mama, I am going to take you to a beautiful beach where the dolphins aren't sharks"
"it's ok Mommy. Just because I don't feel good u don't have to take me to the Dr....I'll just have a coffee and I'll be fine"
She’s a true Beverly Hills Housewife in training
“You know what sharing is? 1st it's mine, then it's yours for a second , then it's mine again"