Credit: Josephine Santos/PacificCoastNews Photo: Portia Umansky on March 22, 2012

We all know 3-year-old Portia Umansky is unbelievably delightful. In an effort to share her ineffable cuteness with the world, mom Kyle Richards created a Twitter account for the itty-bitty reality star. So what has the youngest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member been tweeting about lately? Check out her greatest words of wisdom from over the last few months:

Play hard and, er, play some more
"Dear God, can you please not make the sun go down everyday? Because I really like to play a lot.."

Impeccable logic
"Look Mama! All of a sudden I stopped crying! It’s like....I ran out of batteries"

We always saw Santa as the modest type too
"Mama can you buy me a bra for Christmas? ‘cause I’m going to ask Santa for a tricycle and I don’t think he knows about bras"

Forever young
"Mommy how do people get old? ‘cause I don’t want to do that. I don’t want to walk with a candy cane"

How thoughtful!
"Mommy, are we going to Martin Luther King’s birthday party? He wants peace for his birthday. Can we get him that?"

She’s as tactful as a 3-year-old can be
"Mommy, did you see the elephant when we were at that party the other day? ‘cause Daddy said there was an elephant in the room"

Source: Twitter

 

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