Don’t hold your breath for a Keeping Up With the Kardashians-Real Housewives of Beverly Hills crossover event. Some dreams just aren’t meant to come true.

Lisa Vanderpump is on board as a celebrity judge for the upcoming Miss Universe 2012 pageant, an honor she’ll share with Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend and baby daddy, Scott Disick.

When HuffPost Live asked the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star if she’s a fan of the Kardashian reality franchise, Lisa was impressively diplomatic in her response.

“I would love to say I am,” she said. “I’ve met them, but having businesses that are open 18 hours a day, I hardly get time to go to the bathroom. It’s hard enough for me to watch my own show.”

While she’s never seen Keeping Up With the Kardashians or one of its many spin-offs, Lisa has ogled some famous footage starring one of the sisters. “I did see [Kim’s] porn film,” she added. “That was really interesting.”

The Miss Universe 2012 pageant will air on December 19 at 8 p.m. ET on NBC.

Source: HuffPost Live