Credit: Greg Zabilski/ABCFamily © 2012 Disney ABC Television Group Photo: Amanda Averill and Justin Sylvester in Beverly Hills Nannies Season 1

Beverly Hills Nannies is shaping up to be a deliciously provocative new series that offers a whole new look at the lives of the Beverly Hills elite. Yep, the moms are fierce and sometimes have strange requests and the nannies are (mostly) well-paid, but the kids are still kids.

Last night’s debut episode introduced some interesting characters in the Beverly Hills nannying world, and they had a lot to say. Here are a dozen of our favorite quotes!

I’m a Total Pro...
Kristin: When a Beverly Hills mom has a request, no matter how weird it is you sort of have to do it.

… But This is Not in My Job Description
Justin: I’m not a dogsitter, contrary to what Marika thinks.

Barbies, Again?
Ari (to Kristin): She’s three. What do you think she’s going to do, quantum physics?

Not for $20 an Hour, I’m Not
Marika (to Justin): You’re semi-working out, but the only thing that could make you more semi-working out is if you rub my feet.

Scandalous Fiance Situation
Ari (to Amanda): It’s not as naughty as it sounds, but it is, but it’s not.

Smelly Test
Amber (about Ari): She had me pick up her dog’s poop... I mean, c’mon how gross is that. I do think it was a bit of a test.

What I Do
Shayla (to Ari): I’m not a babysitter, I’m not sitting with the TV on, I’m helping you raise your kids.

Not Just About the $40 an Hour
Kristin: At the end of the day it’s a lot of work, but it’s worth it and not just for the high wages. This world, these kids, it doesn’t get much better than this.

Cute-ness Diss
Amber (on getting scored on her cuteness appeal in her interview): It’s the first time I’ve pulled a six, but for the big bucks, I’ll pull a two.

Tough Work
Kristin: Nannying in Beverly Hills is like nannying in overdrive.

Lushes Need Not Apply
Scott (on Maggie): If Maggie got a job as a nanny, as far as the drinking is concerned, I would encourage her to have a sponsor. Someone to encourage her to say Maggie you’ve got to get up at seven in the morning, maybe you should give up that fifth tequila shot.

Name-Brand Nannies
Kristin (to the nannies): Nanny is the new Pomeranian dog, it’s the newest accessory.

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