Part 2 of The eal Housewives of Orange County Season 7 reunion was definitely a game changer. Not only did the ladies get it all off their chests, but they also nailed the coffins shut on some of their lost friendships with their word choices. Here are the best zingers from the episode.
Gretchen (to Alexis about the Fox5 gig): For you to say that I was straight out lying… the truth is Alexis, they kept calling me and telling me you weren’t good, they wanted me to come down and take your damn job.
Fancy Pants Envy
Tamra (on Heather being “Fancy Pants”): She’s everything Alexis wants to be and isn’t.
Picking Battles Wisely
Heather (to Andy): What moron gets into a fight when they think they can lose?
Sarah the Pariah
Heather (on Bow Gate): It was my cake and she didn’t even say sorry… if she had just gone ‘Yeah, it was dumb. Sorry,’ it could’ve moved on.
Brooks Ayers: Being from the South we aren’t fake, we’re deep-rooted people, and we like to affirm those who are closest to us. So, I give my lady affirmation everyday.
When Opportunities Knock
Brooks (on being “an opportunist”): I took the opportunity when Vicki filed for divorce to ask her to begin dating her. That’s the only opportunity I’ve taken.
The Evil Eye
Brooks: Rolling your eyes, evil eye whatever… the bottom line is that I was protecting my lady. That’s the bottom line.
Tamra: From an eye roll.
Brooks: Yeah from an eye roll.
Tamra: You are a man, you’re not a woman. Act like one.
Brooks: I have and I will.
Brooks (to Tamra): The bottom line is, getting relationship advice from you is like getting financial advice from someone who’s bankrupt, which I’ve never been.
Pay the Boy
Gretchen (on Slade): A manager would normally take a percentage of thing, and he’s never been paid by me or my companies or anything like that.
Go It Alone
Vicki: What if he just likes me because he likes me?
Tamra: I hope he does.
Vicki: I will find out.
Tamra: Good. Do it by yourself.
Vicki: My kids are everything to me. My world stops for Michael and Briana.
No Love for Brooks
Tamra (to Vicki on Brooks): How can you respect a man who leaves his family?
And It Continues...
Briana (on Brooks): I wouldn’t call it a relationship at all. I don’t see him, I don’t go to dinner with him. We don’t really interact.
In Love with a TV Persona?
Briana (on Brooks): I feel like he’s in love with the TV show. I feel like he likes the lifestyle. He likes celebrity. He’d be on the Bravo blog, on the Radar Online… He outed that I’m pregnant. He outed my wedding.
Migrate Back Down South
Vicki (on Brooks): He’s a father of four.
Briana: Then he needs to go be with his children.
Vicki: My husband’s been having an affair for 20 years.
Really Loudin’ Out
Tamra: Do you want me to tell everybody what you did in Cabo after I left?
No Love Lost
Vicki (to Gretchen): You can sit there and giggle your stupid little giggle.
Liar, Liar, Soul on Fire
Tamra (to Vicki): Oh my God, you’re going to hell.
Heather: I would say all in all I thought it was pretty fun and I liked getting to know everyone…
Alexis: I’m glad this season’s over to say the least. Moving forward. Notes taken. I’m definitely far from perfect. I’m going to try to be a better person.
Gretchen: It was also a really hard season on me, emotionally with friendships. Going through some stuff with Alexis. I’ve loved getting to know Tamra...
Tamra: Well this has definitely been a year of change from me. I’ve gone through so much. I’ve gained a friend and I might’ve lost a friend today…I think there were some serious fighting words. When you’re true friends, there are certain things you don’t go below the belt.
Vicki: I don’t even know what to say. Obviously it’s been a really crazy year for me. My personal life is under construction. I’m even more confused now… at the end of the day it’s my life… I’m really scared about Brooks and I right now… I don’t know what’s going to happen. I am excited and at the end of the day I’m a businesswoman. I’m locked up tight, and I’m going to be okay.
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