Credit: Josiah True/ WENN.com Photo: Lisa Vanderpump Isn’t Impressed with Russell
Who’s livin’ large and who’s been relegated to the pool house? We rank The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for Episode 1.11, entitled “How to Behave,” in our weekly Power Rankings. Let the countdown begin!

CAMILLE
Ranking:
6 (out of 6)
Last week’s ranking: 5
Here’s why: Camille winds up in last place for that passive-aggressive present that she gave Kyle — namely, a book called How to Behave. But we have to admit that it was nice of Camille to reach out to Kyle with that tennis game. (Of course, we’ll pretend to overlook the fact that Kyle appears to hate tennis…)

KIM
Ranking:
5
Last week: 6
Here’s why: Not much involvement from Kim this week, per usual. And how awkward was it to see her run into Martin again? Let’s just say that their reunion wasn’t quite as emotional as Ulysses and Penelope’s in The Odyssey.

KYLE
Ranking:
4
Last week: 2
Here’s why: Every episode just reinforces what a cute couple Kyle and Mauricio are. Jealous! But what was up with Kyle’s comment, questioning whether Cedric’s story about his childhood was “sincere”? Does she actually think that he made that story up? If so, Cedric has a better imagination than J.R.R. Tolkien.

TAYLOR
Ranking:
3
Last week: 4
Here’s why: We can’t imagine it’s possible to have less fun at a party than Taylor had at the White Party with Russell, a.k.a. the World’s Biggest Grump. They seem to like each other about as much as Sarah Palin likes Obama’s health care plan.

ADRIENNE
Ranking:
2
Last week: 3
Here’s why: What’s going on in that household that has led Paul to get his nose broken twice already? Poor Paul’s nose is so messed up that pretty soon even Owen Wilson will start feeling sorry for him.

LISA
Ranking:
1
Last week: 1
Here’s why: Lisa’s on top for the second straight week! And we respect her even more for helping out Cedric, after we hear him tell of his troubled childhood. Cedric’s upbringing was so rough, it makes Oliver Twist’s sound like a piece of cake.