Talk about out of control! We love how many catty and crazy moments The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills manages to pack into one episode, whether it’s Adrienne over-tanning or Kyle and Lisa’s shoe emergency. Here are our picks for the top five most ridiculous moments from Season 3, Episode 14: “White Party Pooper.”
 
5. Adrienne and Paul get hot under the collar
We’d known that Lisa’s old house burned down last summer, but it was intense to see footage of the actual flames. And it was strange to see Paul and Adrienne unable to agree on what to do, as Paul wanted to stay with the house even though Adrienne was outta there. We’re just glad that nobody got hurt well, no one got hurt physically, at least.

4. Taylor’s in love!
Taylor’s had a very tough year, so it’s nice that she’s so happy about this new guy who we’re guessing is her current boyfriend, lawyer John Bluher. We just wish her phone call wasn’t so puzzling, as Kyle is surprised that Taylor doesn’t know she has Kennedy, while Kim worries Taylor is tipsy. Still, Taylor deserves a trip where a guy opens doors for her, so we’re rooting for her!

3. Kim takes time to smell the flowers
If every person in Beverly Hills threw a party every time they got plastic surgery, there would be a ridiculous amount of parties. Still, it was sweet to see the ladies cheer on Kim’s nose unveiling at which point Adrienne tried to drum up some business for Paul. Also, we learned to never chew gum in front of Kyle at a social function.

2. Brandi gives Paul and Adrienne some reading material
We don’t see what Brandi’s email from Radar Online says, but judging by Paul’s reaction when he reads it, we’re guessing it verifies Brandi’s claim that the Maloofs’ chef, Bernie, spread dirt about Brandi. This leads to Brandi saying she won’t keep her mouth shut and welcoming Adrienne and Paul to the “United f**king States of America.” Brandi is quite the ambassador.

1. Ken and Taylor want to join the fun
We’re not sure if much progress was being made when Adrienne and Paul sat down to hash things out with Brandi at Kyle’s White Party, but any progress stopped completely when Taylor, Dwight, and Ken decided to get involved. Taylor compares Adrienne and Paul’s behavior to what she and Russell did last year, while Ken is upset about Paul’s “bulls**t.” What a party!