Talk about out of control! We love how many catty and crazy moments The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills manages to pack into one episode, whether it’s Brandi Glanville getting her butt pinched or Kevin Lee shedding his pants. Here are our picks for the top five most ridiculous moments from Season 3, Episode 18: "A Vodka Shot Through the Heart."
5. Brandi says Adrienne and Paul’s marriage is just for business. Gulp.
There weren’t many light moments this week, which is why we got such a kick out of Ken Todd and Martin interrupting Lisa Vanderpump and Brandi’s massages. We also hear the two ladies discussing Adrienne Maloof’s marriage beforehand, with Brandi claiming Adrienne and Paul’s relationship is a business arrangement. Brandi loves getting herself into trouble, doesn’t she?
4. Marisa doesn’t think jokes about her marriage are very funny.
We thought Brandi and Marisa Zanuck were close, so it's disappointing to see Marisa reading Brandi’s “hall pass” text to the ladies. Sure, we get that Marisa is insulted by her marriage needing to be saved — especially since Brandi doesn’t have the best marital track record. But Marisa does constantly say she wants to sleep with other guys. Either way, we agree with Yolanda Foster that Marisa should have approached Brandi privately.
3. Who threw whom under which bus?
After Marisa reads that text from Brandi, Faye Resnick is just getting started, as she reveals that Brandi was allegedly seen gettin’ busy in the White Party bathroom by two eyewitnesses. Then, Yolanda says they shouldn’t throw Brandi under the bus, but Adrienne claims Brandi has thrown Yolanda under the bus. Long story short: Who knew so many people in Beverly Hills rode buses?
2. Paul and Adrienne will bicker no more.
Will our last glimpse of Paul be of him in a tree while shirtless and covered in body paint? It seems so, which is probably not the way he wants to go out. Sadly, the ladies find out about Paul and Adrienne’s split this week, as Kyle and Lisa both seem genuinely surprised by the news. It appears that Paul and Adrienne have squabbled about dinner plates for the last time.
1. Brandi talks to Marisa — until Faye joins the fun.
We’re liking Yolanda more and more, as she gets Marisa and Brandi to talk things out. However, they probably should have chosen a more secure location, since Faye invites herself to the chat. Faye has harsh words for Brandi, blaming her for the Adrienne-Paul split and then saying she isn’t a lady. But is it ladylike to say someone isn’t a lady? Hmm...