The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 3, Episode 12: “Kim Nose Best.”
 
10. Brandi’s Biology School for Girls.
Yolanda: But aren’t you gonna hurt your pee pee?
Brandi: You don’t have a pee pee.

9. We think Ken needs some human friends.
Ken [about Giggy’s cocktail]: I think I like yours better.

8. Bad news for her husband, Dean.
Marisa: The only way I can act sexy at all is, like... uh, never.

7. It’s always nice to have someone in your corner.
Adrienne [about Paul’s hair removal]: If he’s not flinching, then that’s not high enough.

6. Kim has a smokin’ hot new look.
Kim [about the e-cigarette]: I think it’s cute goes with my nose.

5. Still, we wish we owned two percent of a huge Vegas casino.
Brandi: Adrienne only owns two percent of the Palms.

4. To each her own.
Adrienne: My business has been the shoe business, now I’m launching the handbag line and Brandi’s business is dancing on a pole.

3. Remember to use your inside voices, people.
Yolanda [to Camille]: Shhhhh.

2. Does Brandi want everyone to hate her?
Brandi [about Camille]: She does porn.

1. Lisa brags about her discretion.
Lisa [to Ken, about Camille]: I’ve heard that she’s a silly cow, but would I say that?