The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 3, Episode 3: “Don’t Sing for Your Supper.”

10. Lisa might be spending a bit too much time with Giggy.
Lisa Vanderpump: You know, out of everybody, I’m the only one that would eat dog biscuits.

9. You don’t say?
Kyle Richards: Pull parallel next to my car.
Alexia: Is that why it’s called parallel parking?

8. We wonder how David feels about frou-frou.
David Foster: She just gets everything right and without being frou-frou because I hate, hate, hate frou-frou.

7. No prom is complete without plenty of salt.
Kim Richards: My prom was like, “Hmm. Nothing. Pass the salt.”

6. This is better than the cabbage soup diet.
Kyle [about Alexia]: I think I lose five pounds every time I drive with her.

5. Kyle apparently assumes that Yolanda isn’t too subtle.
Kyle [about which body part Yolanda was looking at when she met David]: Oh, I thought it was something else.

4. Yolanda and Taylor get off on the wrong foot.
Yolanda Foster: There’s nothing more ugly than a drunk woman.

3. Lisa is not one to pull punches.
Lisa: We probably sound like a load of cats that’ve been strangled, so I think probably it’s best.

2. We doubt that’s the look Ken was going for.
Kyle [to Ken]: You’re like a combination of Rod Stewart and Giggy.

1. And Lisa wonders why things are tense between her and Adrienne.
Lisa [about Adrienne needing to give her an apology]: Otherwise, this meeting’s going to be as short as she is.



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