The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 3, Episode 8: “Vanderpump Rules.”

10. Brandi has some suggestions about how Lisa should run her company.
Brandi, to Lisa about Scheana: Maybe, like, kick her when she’s walking through the restaurant.

9. A lot of men are suddenly very jealous of Kyle.
Kyle: I have seen that butt, nice and bumpy. Lisa Vander-bump.

8. Wait, so liking the Lakers makes you a lesbian? We had no idea.
Yolanda: I thought that my daughter was a... lesbian.

7. Brandi is playing the odds.
Brandi, to Camille about finding out what Kelsey told his new wife: You’ll get that chance when he gets married next time.

6. At least no one is pulling each other’s hair... yet.
Kyle, about the ladies’ drama: No, it’s not high school it’s elementary school.

5. Watch your back, Jack Nicholson!
Brandi, about Eddie Cibrian: If he put half as much, like, into his acting that he did into his lying when he was cheating, he’d have 85 Oscars by now because the kid can’t act.

4. Simple as that.
Brandi, about Scheana: This is a woman that had an affair with my husband while I was pregnant and married and... yeah, she’s a hooker.

3. This horse has a better life than we do.
Yolanda: Owning a horse these days is really expensive: There is the trainer, there is the chiropractor, the masseuse.

2. Way to take the high road, Brandi.
Brandi, about Faye: Chick with a dick!

1. We’re sure this is just Brandi’s completely unbiased opinion.
Brandi, to Scheana: Look at where you are in your life, and I’m in such a better place. I win.