The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 3, Episode 9: “Moroccan Madness.”

10. Well, that clears that up.
Brandi Glanville, to Kim Richards, about her crystal meth comment: It wasn’t untrue it was incorrect.

9. Ten-day cleanse? How about the several-hour cleanse?
Kyle Richards, to Yolanda H. Foster: Do you think I’ll lose weight by tomorrow if I have this today?

8. Or two cases.
Lisa Vanderpump: Steven, can I have two glasses of rosé or should I make that two bottles?

7. According to Mauricio, there are two kinds of people in the world.
Mauricio: You’re either a gossiper or not a gossiper.

6. Do we really want to encourage more drinking on this show?
Yolanda, about what the men should be doing: Go have a beer somewhere.

5. We think Lisa’s butt looks amazing, no matter what color she’s in.
Lisa: I’m wearing my white trousers. So I looked at my butt this morning at thought, “There’s no room for any banana split in here.”

4. Why should the women have all the fun?
Kyle: If the guys start fighting, really then where do we go from here?

3. Keep hoping, Ken.
Ken, about his swing for Lisa: I’m hoping that my project will inspire some romance as well.

2. Lisa wants Ken to play it safe.
Lisa: You can’t say it’s the truth, or you’ll get sued as well.

1. Brandi can only stay subdued for so long.
Brandi, to Mauricio: And was I pissed? Motherf**king yes, I was pissed. So go f**k yourself it’s about my kids and it’s about my life. Seriously, shut the f**k up.