As if that first promo video wasn’t enough to rev us up (vroom, vroom, shebang!), Bravo has released another video for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. There are some very interesting moments, so let’s break ’em down.
0:02 Kyle Richards promises fun
Goody! Spa days and wedge parties and Kyle doing the splits!
0:03 Lisa’s llama
If we had to guess which Housewife would be escorting a llama to a party, Lisa Vanderpump isn’t the first lady that comes to mind. Giggy must be jealous!
0:04 Water toss
Someone tosses a glass of H2O on... Brandi Glanville? Well, at least it’s better than wine — right, Real Housewives of Orange County?
0:06 On the go (kart)
Are those BMW go-karts? Of course they are.
0:07 New Housewife spotting!
Yolanda H. Foster is here with a steely stare...
0:08 And an icy glare
Watch out for this one!
0:10 Oh, she’s friends with Lisa.
We’re cool, then.
0:11 Kim Richards requires tissues.
Oh, no! Hang in there, our little Arabian horse.
0:12 Lisa V. declares World War III
Eek! Did she just drop a bomb on Malooftopia?
0:14 Kyle doesn’t look happy.
Her hair, on the other hand, looks fabulous.
0:15 Brandi gets into it with Paul Nassif.
That OMG face is priceless. We shall make it our screensaver.
0:17 Adrienne Maloof accuses Brandi of character assassination.
We can’t wait to find out what she said...
0:18 Two ladies roll around on the ground.
Playing? Fighting? Play-fighting?
0:20 Yolanda questions Adrienne’s status.
Someone’s not getting an invite to the Palms!
0:22 “Bad choice,” says Ms. Maloof.