Jealousy, impatience, anger, annoyance: All sweet, sweet fodder for the most sensational catfights. When the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills women are swillin' the ol' haterade, we've got your ringside coverage. Here are the highlights from Season 3, Episode 11: “Stars and Stripes.” Get ready to rumble!
 
ADRIENNE AND FAYE VS. BRANDI
INSTIGATOR: Faye
WHY: Faye starts talking to Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif at Sophia’s graduation party about stabbing people in the heart. Fun topic.
WINNER: Brandi. Okay, so it might not have been best for Lisa Vanderpump to keep making jokes about not wanting to visit Adrienne’s Palms hotel. But Faye rehashing the disastrous dinner party for Adrienne wasn’t helping things either. Ultimately, we’re proud of Kyle Richards for acknowledging that her daughter’s party didn’t need that kind of drama.

BRANDI VS. MARISA
INSTIGATOR: Brandi
WHY: Brandi tells Marisa Zanuck that her husband, Dean, loves her more than Marisa loves him.
WINNER: Marisa. We’re really liking Marisa so far (no pressure, Marisa!), so we think Marisa and her husband have a right to interact in the way that works for them. Bottom line is that Brandi should know better than to insert herself into another couple’s business, and so we give Marisa credit for (thankfully) not turning Brandi’s comments into a big issue.

LISA VS. MARISA
INSTIGATOR: Marisa
WHY: After Lisa claims Kyle has a bug in her hair, Marisa jokes that Lisa always wants to start trouble.
WINNER: Lisa. This was a minor comment on Marisa’s part, but given that Marisa has recently referred to Lisa as “standoffish,” we can see that cracks are already starting to appear in their relationship. We’ll give credit to Lisa here because she really wasn’t starting “trouble” by being silly about that bug, but let’s hope things don’t escalate between these two.