Credit: DJDM/WENN Photo: Slade Smiley and Gretchen Rossi Attend the “Bling Beach” Pool Party in Las Vegas on June 2, 2012

Stop everything; today is the first day of the rest of your life. The Real Housewives of Orange County's resident DILF, Slade Smiley, is coming to a radio station near you (as long as you live in the OC). We've been waiting years for Slade's sage words of wisdom to perfume our lives, and our dreams are finally coming true!

Slade is premiering his very own radio talk show ("Radio Slade") on Orange County station 92.7. Starting Saturday June 9, he'll host celebrity interviews, offer advice on pop culture, dish on his beauty regime, and — yes — take fan phone calls.

"I am extremely excited about having this opportunity with playlist 92.7," Slade says. "I am really looking forward to talking with listeners one-on-one, sharing my thoughts regarding today's news, pop culture, and relevant events."

This is the best piece of news we've had since the invention of nonfat ice cream.

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