Recap of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion, Part Two

So Cedric has sisters? Has he seriously been lying to Lisa all this time on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Cedric seems to have tried harder to keep his siblings a secret than anyone else in history — not counting Bill Clinton with his ex-con brother Roger.

Tonight’s Reunion Part 2 featured plenty of revelations about the women. For example, we learn that Adrienne is the only woman to have signed a prenup. No wonder Paul is so willing to put up with all of her jabs!

Camille defends her relationship with Handsome Nick, saying that she is good friends with his wife, even though Nick’s wife got upset after being badgered by fans as the show aired. And everyone agreed that it’s weird to kiss your husband’s friends, although they would make an exception for Nick. How noble of them!

A substantial amount of time was devoted to Cedric. Lisa explains that all her friends had warned her that Cedric was a fame whore and was using her family, but she now feels duped, since he has sisters. Looks like his sisters are going to have a visitor crashing on their couch for a while!

Then, a video from Cedric aired, where he called Lisa controlling and said she doesn’t have real friends. We also get to meet his acting coach. And Cedric tells us, “How dare you say that I’m a fame whore! Oh, hang on a second — I need to go to hair and makeup.”

We got to hear from the husbands. Ken made the most of his time, with a crack about how he actually has sex three times a year — don’t forget Valentine’s Day! (In fact, it’s coming up! We imagine Ken has already marked his calendar.)

Ken also details his ire for Cedric, after Cedric told Ken that he hates Ken’s entire family. Looks like Cedric is officially less popular than the president of Egypt.

Meanwhile, Mauricio discusses the nude pics that he gets in the mail. But can you really blame those women for sending him pics? Who wouldn’t want to take a stab at the guy?

Kim says she and Kyle are trying to rebuild things, and Kyle admitted to being hard on Kim. But a lot of questions went unanswered, as Kyle blamed the root of their fight during the finale on “private stuff,” and Kim refused to talk about whether she has a drinking problem. Talk about pleading the fifth!

Camille and Kyle quibbled some more about whether Camille was right to call out Faye Resnick’s past, given her own dalliances with adult films. Kyle admitted that it was her phone that was used to display racy photos of Camille, while Camille said that Allison DuBois’ comments had made her uncomfortable. Then again, you’d be pretty messed up if Allison didn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

Host Andy Cohen says the most popular question for the reunion was why Allison the psychic didn’t warn Camille about Kelsey. Camille thinks that any vibes Allison was getting about Mauricio were meant to be about Kelsey. Why couldn’t Allison at least have blamed the bad vibes on Russell?

So sadly, we’ve come to the end of an amazing season. But we have a feeling we’ll be able to pass the time before the show returns next season. After all, we’ll be busy setting up our tripod to take naked pictures of ourselves to send to Mauricio...