In her latest Bravo blog, Lisa Vanderpump explained her feelings on the drama we watched unfold on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 2, Episode 19, “Night of a Thousand Surprises,” including when her former houseguest/personal trainer Cedric Martinez popped up at the opening of her SUR Lounge unexpectedly. (Cedric maintains that he was asked to come, both by Lisa’s husband Ken Todd and by Bravo producers.)
First, Lisa explained that what she said to Cedric when he showed up uninvited — “I don't wish you any harm … It's worse than that. I don't wish you anything at all” — may have been harsh, but it was exactly what she meant.
We don’t blame her: Lisa says her former houseguest has told “endless derogatory stories” to the tabloids. However, Ms. Vanderpump has chosen to take the high road: “You the viewer know the truth and I will not lower myself to his level and engage in a slanging match,” she writes. “He has continually endeavored to worm his way back on RHOBH, with no luck (after his disappointment in not having his much anticipated success).” Since he left the show, Cedric has been vying for his own show and book deal.
“There's no anger anymore. I have moved on. And always remember — indifference is really the greatest insult of all.” Oh, snap. That line is immortal. Why hasn’t anyone created Lisa Vanderpump’s Burn Book?