Well, there are no “slut pig” accusations being thrown around in the new promo for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3, but that doesn’t mean it’s short on drama. Brandi Glanville, Adrienne Maloof, Lisa Vanderpump, Taylor Armstrong, Kyle Richards, Kim Richards, Camille Grammer, and newcomer Yolanda Hadid Foster are all set to squabble about everything under the California sun. Of course, there are some light-hearted moments as well, but overall, the video was so packed with crazy, we didn’t even need to mention Kyle’s panty-flashing flip. Check out the most ridiculous moments below!
0:08 “Find your inner sexy!”
Brandi channels Betty Boop.
0:09 –0:10 Kiss, kiss!
A lot of the ladies are swapping spit... with each other!
0:11 “Voom, voom, shebang!”
Kim sums it all up in three words.
0:25 Dimitri Charalambopoulos spotting!
Looks like we get to meet Camille’s mystery man (and maybe his abs?).
0:34 Suzanne Somers is sexual.
There’s a Thighmaster joke in here somewhere.
0:41 Prancing Paul
Those look more like Vanderpumps than the Maloof Hoof...
0:47 Master Lisa
Ken vows to obey his wife. (Actually, that’s not that unusual.)
0:51 Ken gets sick.
And just like that, all the fun is sucked out of the preview.
0:59 The other woman
Brandi confronts (one of) the women whom Eddie cheated on her with.
1:04 No one cries alone in Kyle’s presence.
Kyle comforts her former frenemy Brandi.
1:14 Richards real talk
Kyle and Kim have a heart-to-heart about the latter’s substance abuse.
1:24 Prickly pianist
Taylor makes an enemy of a piano player
1:29 Blonde on blonde
New Housewife Yolanda Hadid Foster has no trouble telling Taylor off.
1:34 Violence against women who love Mauricio
Is new addition Marisa Zanuck making a move for Kyle’s husband? Not if she knows what’s good for her! (Also, she’s married, so we doubt it.)
1:37 “Who’s Adrienne Maloof in this world?”
Stealing this phrase! “Who’s Ryan Lochte in this world?” “Who’s Dora the Explorer in this world?” “Who’s Giggy the Pom in this world?” Kidding. We would never say that about Giggy!
1:41 B-word, please!
Paul calls Brandi another name that starts with “B.”
1:49 The morally corrupt Faye Resnick!
Taking on a new challenge this season: Lisa Vanderpump.
2:04 Househusband drama!
The men go at it! Ken vs. Mauricio. Ken vs. Paul. Who will defend their lady’s honor best?
2:27 Smoked out
Paul doesn’t follow Adrienne when a fire breaks out. “Bad choice,” she says.
2:28 A separate piece
Paul and Adrienne separate. (That’s really just the beginning of it, though.)