Credit: Getty Images Photo: Taylor Armstrong at the Deer Valley Celebrity Skifest
Jealousy, impatience, anger, annoyance: all sweet, sweet fodder for the most sensational catfights. When the women are swillin' the ol' haterade, we've got your ringside coverage. Here are the highlights from Season 1, Episode 8 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, entitled “Charity Cases.” Get ready to rumble!

LISA VS. KIM
INSTIGATOR:
Lisa
WHY: Lisa is upset that Kim never followed up with Martin after Lisa set them up.
WINNER: Lisa. Perhaps it’s Lisa’s own fault for expecting Kim to know how to behave in social settings. But Kim still should have spent more time impressing Martin and less time meeting weird guys at the grocery store. At least Single Gary, to his credit, managed to escape Kim’s house about as quickly as people were fleeing from burning buildings in the movie Backdraft.

TAYLOR VS. RUSSELL
INSTIGATOR:
Uh... we’ll say that the “instigator” was the sheer hate that they both feel for each other!
WHY: All Russell can think to say as Taylor is preparing for her emotional speech is that she chose a bad day to hold the event. (What a guy!)
WINNER: Taylor. Russell says that the reason that the people he invited can’t come is because they’re busy? That’s like saying that the reason that no one went to see Gigli is because everyone got lost on the way to the theater. How about no one is coming because no one likes Russell!

LISA VS. CEDRIC
INSTIGATOR:
Lisa (because instigating is what Lisa does best!)
WHY: Lisa mocks Cedric for not passing his driving test and says it’s time for him to move out.
WINNER: Lisa wins this one, as usual! Sadly, once Lisa throws Cedric out, the only thing that he’ll be able to use a car for is to sleep in. And Cedric doesn’t appear to have a significant other to move in with, since no one loves Cedric as much as Cedric does.