Credit: Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo Photo: Brandi Glanville Talks to Dana Wilkey in Season 2, Episode 12: “The Great Divide”

Jealousy, impatience, anger, annoyance: all sweet, sweet fodder for the most sensational catfights. When the women are swillin' the ol' haterade, we've got your ringside coverage. Here are the highlights from Season 2, Episode 12 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, “The Great Divide.” Get ready to rumble!

TAYLOR VS. CAMILLE
INSTIGATOR: Camille
WHY: Camille questions Taylor’s honesty, asking why she would stay with Russell in light of his alleged abuse. Taylor then ignores Camille’s apologetic texts.
WINNER: Camille. True, Camille was a bit harsh, but it’s hard to see your friend going through a tough situation like Taylor’s and not want to somehow intervene. And we do think it’s weird that Taylor wouldn’t respond to Camille’s texts, but is that really a situation where just a text would suffice? Whatever happened to actually — gasp! — calling someone on the phone?

ADRIENNE VS. LISA
INSTIGATOR: Adrienne
WHY: Adrienne is offended that Lisa is throwing Pandora’s bachelorette party at a competing casino instead of the Palms, which they own.
WINNER: Lisa. We can understand that Adrienne would be hurt that Lisa isn’t throwing her hotel a bone. But it sounds like Lisa’s other friend was the first one to ask to host the party, and Lisa can’t be expected to help out everyone. Plus, does Adrienne expect Lisa to get pushy and tell Pandora where to have her party? (Okay, we get why you’d assume Lisa might not have a problem with a little pushiness, but still.)

KIM VS. BRANDI
INSTIGATOR: Kim
WHY: Brandi may have started the tension by claiming Kim was “wasted” at game night, but Kim has refused to be the bigger person and basically ignores Brandi at Kennedy’s party.
WINNER: Brandi. It’s not often that Brandi wins a catfight, but this time, we’re with her. We’re not sure how much more Brandi can do to make things right with Kim without begging for forgiveness; in fact, Brandi could indeed have ignored Kim at Kennedy’s party, so we applaud her effort to at least say hi. We just wish that Kim had spent more time talking things out with Brandi and less time talking to Dana about her “first horse.”