Credit: Bravo Photo: Brandi Glanville Attends Adrienne Maloof’s Fashion Show in RHOBH Season 2, Episode 13

Jealousy, impatience, anger, annoyance: all sweet, sweet fodder for the most sensational catfights. When the women are swillin' the ol' haterade, we've got your ringside coverage. Here are the highlights from Episode 13 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, “Adrienne’s Fashion Show.” Get ready to rumble!

LISA VS. ADRIENNE
INSTIGATOR: Adrienne
WHY: Adrienne is irritated that she doesn’t get to host Lisa’s daughter Pandora’s Vegas bachelorette party, since Adrienne feels she often helps Lisa’s businesses.
WINNER: It’s a wash. On one hand, why did Adrienne even have to make this an issue? True, it would have been nice if Lisa could have used Pandora’s bachelorette party to help every single one of her friends, but that’s not what Pandora wanted. On the other hand, Adrienne even said herself that all she was looking for was an apology from Lisa, but that didn’t happen.

CAMILLE VS. TAYLOR
INSTIGATOR: Uh, let’s blame this run-in on sheer chance, shall we?
WHY: Camille and Taylor are both upset with one another about the words they exchanged at Lisa’s tea party.
WINNER: Camille. We admit that Camille crossed a line by saying she can’t trust Taylor, and by detailing every alleged abuse that Taylor has suffered. However, Camille has now tried to rectify the situation, but Taylor has ignored her apologetic texts. And judging by next week’s promo, things between these two are getting worse before they get better!

KYLE VS. BRANDI
INSTIGATOR: Kyle
WHY: Kyle criticizes Brandi’s idea to throw a party with a porn star as the entertainment.
WINNER: Brandi. We do appreciate that Brandi isn’t all that concerned about what Kyle — or anyone else — thinks of her (unlike Dana, who apparently lives to please the Richards sisters). And no, hiring a porn star for a party isn’t all that classy, but we can see why Brandi would see it as silly fun. Plus, her party can’t possibly be worse than game night. (We hope.)