Credit: Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo Photo: Brandi Glanville Is Less Than Humored at Adrienne Maloof's BBQ in Season 2, Episode 5

Jealousy, impatience, anger, annoyance: all sweet, sweet fodder for the most sensational catfights. When the women are swillin' the ol' haterade, we've got your ringside coverage. Here are the highlights from Episode 5 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, “$25,000 Sunglasses.” Get ready to rumble!

KYLE VS. BRANDI
INSTIGATOR: Kyle
WHY: Kyle says Brandi is “tacky,” while Brandi calls her out for rolling her eyes at her.
WINNER: Kyle. We kinda like that Brandi doesn’t hold back, but we agree with Kyle that she isn’t the classiest person in the world. And we don’t really understand Brandi’s logic when she explains that her son peeing on the grass is better than him peeing in the pool. There’s still a barbecue going on in Adrienne’s lavish backyard.

KYLE VS. LISA
INSTIGATOR: Kyle
WHY: Kyle scolds Lisa for criticizing Taylor at the charity event, while Lisa explains that she just can’t trust Taylor.
WINNER: Kyle (2-for-2!). Lots of people talked about Lisa behind her back this week (like Bernie’s bizarre comment about Lisa’s rocking chair), but Kyle didn’t shy away from voicing her opinion. We’re glad that Lisa is concerned about Taylor’s health, but she didn’t need to point out to Taylor that she doesn’t feel close to her. What’s up with that?

BRANDI VS. DANA
INSTIGATOR: Brandi
WHY: Brandi says that Dana’s fiance is probably out sleeping with other women (which is always such a hilarious joke to tell).
WINNER: Brandi — surprising choice, right? But it’s Brandi whose husband was cheating on her, so this feels more like a joke at her own expense. And Dana’s fiance isn’t doing anything remotely suspicious, so it’s clear that Dana blew this silly remark out of proportion. Along with her inability to tell that Kyle was kidding about her baby instantly knowing how to walk, we think that Dana needs to learn to take a joke if she wants to survive with this group.