Jealousy, impatience, anger, annoyance: All sweet, sweet fodder for the most sensational catfights. When the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills women are swillin' the ol' haterade, we've got your ringside coverage. Here are the highlights from Season 3, Episode 2: “The Higher the Heel, the Closer to God.” Get ready to rumble!

LISA VS. ADRIENNE
INSTIGATOR: Adrienne Maloof
WHY: Adrienne calls Lisa Vanderpump “immature” and says the phone “rings both ways.”
WINNER: Lisa. It’s a close call, as neither one goes out of their way to make the situation better this week. Still, we don’t love that Adrienne calls Lisa “immature.” But we think Lisa makes the right call in declining Kyle Richards’ dinner with Adrienne, to not make their feud into a group issue. And Lisa’s husband Ken might be relieved that Lisa and Adrienne are still bickering, since it meant he didn’t have to squeeze into high heels.

TAYLOR VS. BRANDI
INSTIGATOR: Taylor Armstrong
WHY: Taylor ignores Brandi Glanville at Portia’s party, and then she tells everyone what Brandi said last week about sleeping with everyone in town.
WINNER: Brandi. Sure, Brandi lashed out at Taylor during the reunion, but tempers were flaring between everyone that night. Now, Taylor is just being petty, and she shares that quote of Brandi’s even though she didn’t hear Brandi say it. If Taylor had heard it, she’d realize Brandi was joking. And if Taylor can claim that her “pull some Oklahoma” line was a joke, you’d think she’d allow other people the same out.

BRANDI VS. DANA
INSTIGATOR: Brandi
WHY: At Portia’s party, Brandi emphatically tells Kyle that she doesn’t like Dana.
WINNER: Tie. We’re tempted to give the win to Brandi, since she didn’t really say anything bad about Dana, and only said she didn’t get along with Dana because Kyle asked her about it. But still, it wouldn’t be quite right to award the win to Brandi without giving Dana a chance to explain herself. We’re just relieved that Dana left her $25,000 sunglasses at home for this party.

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