The Top 10 Quotes From The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7, Episode 15

Season 7, Episode 15 of Real Housewives of Orange County was a smorgasbord of different activities. While Tamra Barney was trying to start a gym and had to deflect a faux friendship attempt by Alexis Bellino, Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley hit up couples theater and Heather finally chose to become Heather Dubrow. Meanwhile, Vicki Gunvalson decided she needed a break from the OC and plans to take the ladies to Costa Rica.

Here are the top 10 quotes from last night’s episode!

Birds of a feather
Brooks (to Vicki): “I’m not going to fly the coop. I’ve already landed.”

Heather hates mispronunciations
Heather: “You know what isn’t a good name? Heather Du-brow.”

The DMV is no joke
Heather: “Tough room, the DMV. Not a big sense of humor there.”

Anyway to combine the two?
Tamra (to Eddie): “I always wanted to do one of two things: have my own bar or own a gym.”

Alexis being Alexis
Alexis: “Costa Rica is in Mexico, so it’s south.”

Tamra does not like Alexis being Alexis
Tamra: “I think Heather will bring the most luggage, but Alexis will definitely bring the most baggage.”

Alexis hearts Alexis anyway
Alexis (to no one): “I’ve grown a lot and I’m really proud of myself for how far I’ve come and how far the dress line has come.”

Terry is pleased to meet Mrs. DuBrow
Terry (to Heather): “My God. Heather DuBrow, finally. That’s cool.”

Gretchen and Slade need some time apart
Slade (to Gretchen and therapist): “Ten to two. Deal.”

Vicki touts her parenting skills
Vicki (to Brooks): “I never claimed I was perfect, but I believe I’m a perfect mom.”

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