Jealousy, impatience, anger, annoyance: All sweet, sweet fodder for the most sensational catfights. When the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills women are swillin' the ol' haterade, we've got your ringside coverage. Here are the highlights from Season 3, Episode 4: “Uh Oh, Somebody’s Crying.” Get ready to rumble!

ADRIENNE VS. BRANDI
INSTIGATOR: Adrienne
WHY: Adrienne points out that Kim is crying, which annoys Brandi.
WINNER: Neither. We were this close to awarding Brandi with the win, considering that Adrienne probably shouldn’t have gotten involved in Brandi and Kim’s emotional chat. But Brandi does go too far by telling Adrienne to “shut the f**k up.” We appreciate that Brandi finally has Kim’s back, but there must be a better way to show it.

LISA VS. ADRIENNE
INSTIGATOR: Adrienne
WHY: After Adrienne and Lisa meet, Adrienne apologizes to Lisa and is bothered that Lisa didn’t return the favor.
WINNER: Both. Granted, we agree that Adrienne was more obligated than Lisa to apologize, as her comments at the reunion were harsher than Lisa’s. Still, it might have been nice for Lisa to return the favor, since Adrienne was hurt by Lisa’s comments about her shoe line and the like. At any rate, we’re just hopeful that these two ladies can go back to arguing about simpler things, like whether to use soap on raw chicken.

TAYLOR VS. BRANDI
INSTIGATOR: Taylor
WHY: After Brandi drops the f-bomb to Adrienne, Taylor refers to Brandi as “toxic.”
WINNER: Brandi. Are we surprised that Taylor had harsh words to say about Brandi this week? Ha! If anything, we’re relieved that there wasn’t more hostility between them, given Taylor’s comments about Brandi in recent episodes. And while Taylor has a point that Brandi is unpredictable, we’re not sure how her calling Brandi “toxic” was really helping the situation.

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