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You can say a lot of things about Real Housewives of Beverly HillsBrandi Glanville, but the woman speaks her mind. In fact, before Season 2, we had no idea just how hilarious this newcomer would be, and here are her 10 funniest quotes to prove it. And don’t forget to check out our Top 10 Season 2 Quotes from the other women, as well as Lisa Vanderpump’s Top 10 Season 2 Quotes.

Credit: Evans Vestal Ward/Bravo © 2012 NBC Universal, Inc. Photo: Brandi Glanville at the RHoBH Season 2 Reunion

10. Brandi has a wild imagination — or maybe she’s just projecting? 
Brandi: I think that Paul and Adrienne are freaks. Honestly, I think they get it on like Donkey Kong, with other chicks and maybe some dudes.

Season 2, Episode 18, “A Day Late, an Apology Short”

9. Brandi’s not one to forgive and forget. 
Brandi: I was married to the number one douchebag of all time.

Season 2, Episode 4, “Gossip Girls”

8. So now Brandi wants to see the ladies’ birth certificates? 
Brandi [about whether she’s younger than the ladies]: I’m not — they just look older!

Season 2 Lost Footage

7. Brandi is such a great role model for young women, isn’t she? 
Brandi: I was so afraid to fly that I used to roofie myself. It was awesome!

Season 2, Episode 17, “Leis and Lies in Lanai”

6. Thanks for that mental image there, Brandi. 
Brandi: Dana was really, really, really far up Kim and Kyle’s asses.

Season 2, Episode 6, “Let the Games Begin”

5. Brandi offers her services. 
Brandi (about her son whipping out his penis at a party): Should I jump up and go catch his pee with my f***ing hands?

Season 2, Episode 7, “Game Night Gone Wild”

4. We can’t imagine why Kim and Brandi don’t get along. 
Brandi [about Kim’s boyfriend]: He looks like a Bullmastiff.

Season 2, Episode 17, “Leis and Lies in Lanai”

3. No one will ever accuse Brandi of not taking pride in her actions. 
Taylor: I mean, Eddie Cibrian said you slit his tires — is that true?
Brandi: Yeah!
Season 2 Reunion, Part 2

2. We’re assuming that wasn’t actually an option. 
Brandi: When Adrienne invited me to the spa day, I thought, “Oh my gosh, I’d rather break my other leg than come to your house and hang out with Kim and Kyle.”

Season 2, Episode 8, “The Opposite of Relaxation”

1. This is not a typical way to start an IQ test.  
Brandi [to Kyle]: Bring it, bitch!

Season 2, Episode 6, “Let the Games Begin”

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Credit: Bravo Photo: Brandi Glanville Drinks to Forget She's on a Plane on RHoBH Season 2, Episode 17