Credit: Bravo Photo: Kyle and Kim Have Lunch

The only tough thing about choosing the ten craziest, most inane quotes from this week's episode is narrowing it down to only ten! Here are our picks for the best quotes from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Episode 1.9.

10. We all were, Kim

Kim: I was waiting for Kyle to fly across the table.

9. We’re guessing that mistake was intentional

Lisa: Camille had two of her friends there. One was her best friend, and one was her sidekick — I mean, psychic.

8. To be fair, there can’t be much that Allison doesn’t love about herself

Allison: I can tell you when she will die, and what will happen to her family. I love that about me!

7. Dead people are the only ones who will put up with Allison

Adrienne:
Of course, when I first met [Allison], I thought she was a little strange, but I guess if you’re talking to dead people, you would be.

6. Pedal to the metal

Lisa: I have never had a ticket.
Ken: Yeah, because they can't catch you.

5. Should Camille really be judging people’s morals?

Camille:
I recognized during the dinner — it was the hair. I think it's the extensions, and the blown-up fake lips, and then I realized, Oh, my god, that's who it is. It's Faye Resnick — the morally corrupt Faye Resnick.

4. Poor Mauricio wasn’t even there!

Allison
(about Mauricio): He loves his nannies. You can't fault him — she's an icy bitch.
Camille: He loves more than his nannies. He loves women in general — let’s just say that.

3. Unfortunate choice of words


Camille: And I have to say that I loved your spread. Literally.
Faye: I didn't spread!

2. Allison really is obsessed with that cigarette


Allison: I will shove this [cigarette] up her f**king ass just to prove a point, except I think she'd need a bigger one than this to even feel it. Oh, yeah — I went there.
Camille: You don’t want to go there anymore.
Allison: Girl, bitch is a one-syllable word for a reason. It's all they understand.

1. Lisa knows best


Lisa:
I mean, it was a few clowns short of a circus.