Credit: Bravo Photo: Adrienne Maloof in the Celebrity Poker Tournament
Talk about out-of-control! We love how many catty and crazy moments The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills manages to pack into one episode, whether it’s a disturbing bikini wax or Kim on another train-wreck date. Here are our picks for the Top 5 Most Ridiculous Moments from Episode 1.8.

5. A creepy old guy has the hots for Lisa
So we can’t blame guys for hitting on Lisa, but this dude had to have known that Lisa was out of his league! And what was with that finger game that he was using as an icebreaker? Somewhere, Wilt Chamberlain — the man of 20,000 conquests — just rolled over in his grave.

4. Nick and Camille flirt... again!
How is it that this guy is married? He and Camille are always so flirty, like at dinner in Camille’s house when she says how hot he is. Nick’s wife must be more clueless than Jack Nicholson in The Shining, when he moves his family into that creepy old hotel.

3. Taylor and Russell send each other eye daggers
The tension between these two has never been worse than in the car ride to Taylor’s charity event, when the only thing Russell can think to say is that she should have chosen a date when more of his friends could come. (Friends? What friends?) If we had a choice of being in that car, or being on the bus in Speed that has a bomb on it, the choice would be simple: We’ll take the bus.

2. Run, Single Gary! Run for your life!

We’re still not sure why Kim thought it was funny to pretend to have a baby when Single Gary showed up for their date. (And was she ever going to let him in on the joke?) We can’t blame the poor guy for coming up with the excuse of wanting ice cream just so he could get the hell out of there. Heck, forget ice cream — even an audit would have been preferable to staying at Kim’s any longer!

1. Kyle’s bikini wax
You know what’s a nice mother-daughter bonding moment? Watching Marley and Me. You know what’s not? Watching your mother get her pubic hair removed. Somehow, Kyle got confused. And yet this is the woman who wants more kids to raise!