Talk about out of control! We love how many catty and crazy moments The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills manages to pack into one episode, whether it’s Yolanda Foster’s multitude of souffles or Marisa Zanuck’s mom’s fashion tips. Here are our picks for the top five most ridiculous moments from Season 3, Episode 11: “Stars and Stripes.”
 
5. Suzanne Somers? We’ll have what she’s having.
Part of the fun of the show is meeting the ladies’ famous friends, including Three’s Company star Suzanne Somers. We were cracking up when Suzanne offers Lisa Vanderpump pills to ramp up her infamously latent libido but Lisa isn’t having it. Then again, if it means looking as amazing as Suzanne does at her age, we’d say, “Give us the pills!” In other words: Age 110, here we come.
 
4. Adrienne discusses her feud with Brandi at a child’s party
The women on this show will jump at any excuse for a party, which includes a sixth grade graduation. But as ridiculous as that might sound, Kyle Richards’s party for her daughter Sophia was actually sweet especially once Adrienne Maloof and Faye Resnick stopped going on about their feud with Brandi Glanville. But if a shindig on this show doesn’t involve a rented llama, does it really count as a party?

3. Kim has a nose for self-improvement
We think Kim Richards’s old nose looks great, so we’re a bit surprised that she almost arbitrarily decides to get a nose job this week. Still, we’re onboard with whatever makes her happy, as long as it’s safe. But what would make us happy is for Kim to cool it on the “nose/knows” wordplay. We appreciate it, Kim.

2. Brandi finds her stripper mojo
We can’t wait to see the other ladies try their hand at stripping next week, but we must say we were impressed by Brandi’s prowess on the pole. We’re not sure we would use the words “Merry Christmas” to describe Brandi’s skills, as her stripping instructor does. But there’s no denying that she’s got game, especially when she busts out the splits. Your move, Kyle.

1. Tampons and oysters and “baginas” oh, my!
It had been a while since we got a truly silly group scene from these ladies, so it was a blast to see them all joking around at the dinner table. The conversation fodder was all over the map, from the surprising (Marisa’s marriage) to the extra-surprising (a not-exactly-appetizing discussion of tampons). And we were a tad worried when Brandi tried to force feed Kyle that oyster, but luckily Kyle was a good sport. In the future, Brandi might not want to push her luck.