Wetpaint Entertainment's Dream Jobs For The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills constantly blow us away with their work ethic. And by "work ethic" we're talking about their ability to drink pinot at all hours of the day. Most of these ladies have a little somthin' somthin' on the side (Maloof Hoof, anyone?), but all of them could stand to pump up the volume on their business ventures.
Check out our dream jobs for Beverly Hills' hottest housewives!
Adrienne Maloof
Dream Job: World Domination
If the earth fills with magma and melts sometime this year (2012, guys), we all need to prepare for living in a post-apocalyptic society. Obviously, we nominate Adrienne Maloof and her Maloof Hoofs as our future leader. If you think about it hard enough, it makes total sense.
Kyle Richards
Dream Job: President of CherHair Inc
In case you can't tell by the clever-yet-vague company name, CherHair specializes in jet-black wigs made with 100% human hair. The proceeds will be donated to Paris Hilton, and every wig will feature a strong middle part. Don't even try to part it on the side.
Camille Grammer
Dream Job: Host of "Tossed Salad" on ABC Family
Tossed Salad is a B-list celebrity dating show, where recently divorced celebutantes get set up with mere plebeians from Beverly Hills. The winner gets $50,000 dollars in CherHair and will replace Dana Wilkey as "Friend of the Housewives."
Kim Richards
Dream Job: Cosmetics packaging designer
Do you ever mix up your blush and your eye shadow? Kim Richards feels your pain, and she will revolutionize the cosmetics industry. Not only will you be able to tell your lip gloss from a vibrator, you’ll never confuse your breath spray with air freshener again!
Lisa Vanderpump
Dream Job: CEO of Nails by Giggy
Lisa needs to get her head in the game and devote her life to Nails by Giggy, a hypoallergenic, at-home doggie manicure set complete with stick-on diamond French tips. All proceeds go to our favorite organization, The Campaign to Prevent Brandi Glanville From Wearing Mesh Bikinis on Camera.
Taylor Armstrong
Dream Job: President of Taylor's Tasty Treats
Taylor's Tasty Treats is a line of gourmet gummi candy shaped like Taylor Armstrong's lips. Tagline? They're de-lip-cious!
Brandi Glanville
Dream Job: Owner of Bikinis by Brandi
It’s only a matter of time before Brandi starts creating a line of swimwear (mesh or otherwise) that is too daring to be worn on camera or in front of children under the age of 18.
