Lauren Conrad as Heather Dubrow
Lauren was the least certifiably insane high schooler in Laguna Beach — in fact she was even relatable. Well, except for when she was dating Stephen and his mysterious spiky hair. We're still in therapy over that hot mess.
Of course, we're not sure Lauren would have given up life in the spotlight to pop a tribe of babers out of her lady parts like our girl Heather, but we are sure she'd be super pissed if someone ate the bow off her birthday cake. It was a decoration, mmmk? Don't you people understand? Doesn't anybody understand?