After Monday night’s insane Reunion Part 1, our heads are still spinning at the level to which the Real Housewives of Miami went to to bring each other down and unearth tons of juicy drama. We didn’t think anything could match the level of crazy that was Monday night’s show, but tonight definitely gave it a run for its money. The many knock-down, drag out catfights and shocking revelations from tonight’s episode threw us for a loop, so let’s wrap our head around the night’s huge turning points, including: the ladies bringing up Joanna Krupa’s supposed escort past, Marysol Patton coming out and arguing with Lea Black, and Lisa Hochstein's controversial statements about race.
Lisa and Adriana Call Joanna an Escort!
Tonight’s show started off with Lisa and Joanna going at it. It was actually hard to hear what the ladies were saying because they couldn’t stop talking over each other. During all the fighting, the women kept talking about hitting below the belt and how they promised each other to not do that, but it didn't take long for that to get thrown out the window.
After Lisa revealed that one of the makeup artists called Joanna a "whore," the Adriana De Moura joined in the conversation and supported Lisa's suggestion. Adriana revealed that she heard things about Joanna from a Polish reporter (that Joanna apparently sued) and said she heard that Joanna's house was in the name of a corporation.
This whole argument got really sketchy and we're not exactly sure what went on behind the scenes, but we do know that if there's a fourth season, this argument isn't over.
Marysol Patton Enters the Fold — Attacks Lea!
Marysol entered and the first thing she did was update us all on Mama Elsa’s health, saying the particular day the reunion was being filmed wasn’t a good day for the beloved figure. But it didn't take long for Marysol to start railing against Lea, saying she wasn't ever happy that Mama Elsa would talk on the phone to the self-described "Mayor of Miami."
But then the conversation changed and Marysol began to complain that once Mama Elsa's health began going downhill, Lea wouldn't call or check on her. Um, hello Marysol, weren't you just complaining that Lea was reaching out?
But the drama didn't stop there. It became very clear that Marysol would stop at nothing to steal the spotlight — and that was proven when she brought a video of her father in a hospital bed to diss Lea. It was all just a bit desperate, and for once we agreed with Lea. Shocker!
Is Lisa a Racist?
The final battle of the evening happened between Alexia Echevarria and Lisa after a video clip showing the changing alliances between the Miami ladies, with the resolution between Joanna and Adriana being the star of the clip.
But it was one tiny thing Lisa said that caused the next explosive argument between the ladies. Lisa called Adriana, Joanna, and Alexia, the three Cubans on the show, a "gang." While some might think this was a harmless phrase, Alexia wasn't going to let it go (she had previously slammed Lisa in her BravoTV blog on the same matter).
And then in a twist, Alexia let a stereotype fly, taking all validity to what she had just said and trampling it. Andy read a fan question that brought up Alexia's statement that Latin people were always late. We're still shaking our head in disbelief that Alexia could be that hypocritical.
Our Overall Thoughts!
Overall, this second half of the reunion was much less dramatic than the first. Though some of the big fights from the first half were brought up again, things never reached quite the level of crazy that Monday night's episode reached. This season has been full of ups and downs for our Miami ladies, and we hope they can all bury the hatchet during the show's downtime. Can't we all just get along?
Believe it or not, that’s a wrap on this season of The Real Housewives of Miami. Hit the comments and let us know what you thought of this season!