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Movies just aren't enough to keep some people entertained these days.

In an upcoming episode of The Real Housewives of Miami, Joe Francis — Girls Gone Wild founder and all-around creepazoid — boasts that he has slept with both Real Housewife Joanna Krupa and her younger sister Marta, according to Radar Online. Because he's that classy.

The subject apparently comes up at a party while Joe is talking to Housewife Karent Sierra. "How funny is it? I put Joanna on television for the first time," Joe tells Karent. "[When] she moved from Chicago with her sister Marta... I met her through a mutual friend like her first week in L.A."

But Joe — who is inexplicably friends with such celebrities as Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian — wasn't done talking about it. "Actually I dated both sisters too — Marta and Joanna,” he says. He is then asked if he slept with both of them, and he replies, “Yes… Go ask Marta. It’s true." So much for not kissing and telling.

Later in the episode, Joanna apparently screams at Joe, "You're a f**king sicko." In other words, Joanna says what we're all thinking.

That's when Joe fires back, "And you gave me a [bleep] in a movie theater, Joanna!" Always a gentleman, this guy is.

The crazy part about the episode is that Joanna apparently didn't know that her sister slept with Joe. Joanna asks Marta, "You slept with him?” Her sister then responds, “I don’t want to talk about it.” Awkward alert.

And here we thought that this kind of movie theater behavior only happens in Alanis Morissette songs.

Source: Radar Online

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